Friday, September 28, 2007

Study: HypoThyroidism Linked to Obsessive Blog Posting and Excessive Donut Consumption

In a double blind study conducted over two days of one female subject aged 34 who forgot to take her 150 mg of Armour Thyroid.

Six chocolate donuts, one gigantic chocolate chunk cookie from the cafe Barnes and Noble, 3 pancakes with peanut butter and syrup. Three beers (one with a chocolate donut perched momentarily on the rim for humorous effect on hubby.) 4 Blog Posts. One illustration. Three loads of laundry on the pool table.

Now get me my medicine.

(Maybe a Motrin too. )

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