11 Years

11 years together. What does it mean? I could tell you all the mooshy stuff, but that's none of your business. Since it's 6:17 am and I have nothing better to do, besides sleep, I'll do a little mathematical study of the 11th anniversary.

In 11 years we have shared a lot:

2 babies

7 dwellings

20 vacations

10 cars (sheesh, that counts the $50 Ford Fairmont as well as the MR2)

5 pets (lets not count fish, kay?)

3 surgeries, 4 hospitalizations (counting childbirth and NICU)

572 rolls of toilet paper

1716 loads of laundry (I'm guessing more than that though)

12045 meals

4015 loads of dishes

8030 showers with 286 bottles of shampoo

264,000 miles driven

12,045 hours of TV

572 inches of hair

Brushed our teeth 16,000 times

(About 100 tubes of toothpaste)

Shoes! I don't even want to go there!

564,985,342,890,456,792,453,000 germs give or take a few mil.

76 colds? For a family of four 2 colds per year. 14 for the son. 18 for the daughter. 22 for Dad. 22 for Mom.

How many sleepless nights? I don't want to go there either.