Sunday, November 11, 2007

Lord of the Flies

The neighbors have their 7 grandkids, all under 10 years, out on the back porch right now, dressed in their Sunday best, riding tricycles, and jumping around with sticks. And screaming. It sounds like some kind of mass infanticide going on out there. I ran outside to see what was going on. I believe demons are trying to escape their little bodies through their lungs. My dog is freaking out a bit too. This must be what it sounds like when kids actually play outside.

1 comment:

Audubon Ron said...

ARCI Your write it; I read it!

Whenever I hear a kid creaming in the store I always say, “I pretty sure someone is murdering their kid right now.”