Two Pictures Taken on the Same Day

You see that picture of me to the right on the sidebar? That's how I look everyday. You can hear the intake of breath when I enter a room, even if it's empty. There was no photo touch-up, my skin is so translucent I appear to have been photographed through gauze. If you came to my lovely home first thing in the morning, I would not have a hair out of place. I'm just that pretty.

Of course there are times in every woman's life when she gets a picture that looks like it should have a donation box under it.

Please Help.