5 Non-Connected Ponderings About Random Stuff

1.) Due to the lack of socialization and isolation that most homeschooled kids experience, my children will only be making 23 valentines a piece this year.

2.) One of the most difficult things to find is a sugar-free, soy-free, wheat-free, gluten-free, dye-free, and dairy-free Valentine cupcake. "Hey kids! I brought some clear paraffin lollies! Anyone allergic to wax? Hey Amberleigh! Don't eat those crayons! YELLOW NUMBER 5!"

3.) I see things in a glass- half- full way. When the tax man comes be grateful you have an arm and a leg to give.

4.) If you know you owe the IRS and you live in Tennessee, make sure you do your taxes between Monday and Saturday. Sunday the liquor stores are closed.

5.) If you're getting a tax return, screw you.